Between Our Thighs’ 2021 Holiday Shopping List
Chorus. Photo courtesy of We-Vibe.
‘Tis the season to be… Horny!
This year, we’ve got a round-up of the best toys on the market, all of which have gotten the North Pole Seal of Approval from Santa himself. This is more than our posts in the past — “Essential Sex Toys For Folks With Vaginas” and “Essential Sex Toys For Folks With Penises” — these are made by elves!
Curious about what Santa’s little friends are busy building in their workshop this year? Look no further. As always, we’ve got you covered.
Ion. Photo courtesy of Arcwave.
Arcwave’s Ion
Retails at $199 USD ($229 CAD)
Winner of 2021 Red Dot Design Awards, Arcwave's Ion is designed to mimic the intensity of a clitoral orgasm. It's the world's very first Pleasure Air™ stroker, using pulsing airwaves to uniquely pleasure all of the frenulum's Pacinian pleasure receptors. It's perfect for use during solo play or as a couple as a part of foreplay (or even the main act)!
Let us tell you: their claims are bold, but the pleasure that Ion produces is even more daring.
As naughty as it may seem to use this toy, all of its incredible features would have you swearing that you're on the Nice List. Smart Silence™ technology ensures that it will only turn on when making contact with the skin, while its ultra-smooth CleanTech Silicone makes cleaning your Ion a breeze.
To use it, turn the toy on, apply a water-based lubricant both on the device and to your penis before sliding the shaft inside, and then experience a whole new series of sensations. We recommend trying out different stroke speeds and techniques to find out what works best for you. Arcwave even suggests trying Ion at least five times to get used to it and get the whole experience.
HydroXtreme7. Photo courtesy of Bathmate.
Bathmate’s HydroXtreme7
Retails at $299 USD ($328 CAD)
If you're looking for the expert choice for penis pumping, the HydroXtreme7 is exactly what you need. It's all the rage, and rumour has it that its biggest fan lives somewhere in the North Pole...
It's no exaggeration that this is the most modern penile pump on the market, specifically designed for men measuring 5 to 7 inches (12.7 to 17.78 centimetres). In fact, it's one of the world's most powerful pumps — talk about setting the bar high for holiday gifts this year! The HydroXtreme7 helps maximize your gains with a super easy-to-use handball, making it easy to create the highest (safe) pressure level. If you're a veteran user, HydroXtreme7 can truly allow you to get get the most out of your penis pump usage; however, newer users can tailor their regimen to their needs, starting slow and steady to achieve long-term results.
As an incredible bonus gift, each HydroXtreme7 comes with a free Bathmate accessory kit, including a carry case, cleaning sponge, a handball, comfort insert pad, hose attachment, Bathmate Clean, a security lock, shower strap, and handy wash towel. They thought of everything and that your recipient — whether it's you or a friend — will experience the magic of the holidays.
VIBE Bullet Vibrator. Photo courtesy of Bathmate.
Bathmate’s VIBE Bullet Vibrator
Retails at $34.98 USD (about $35 CAD)
Get ready to be blanketed in pleasure like snow on a winter morning with Bathmate's VIBE Bullet Vibrator.
Small but mighty, it adds an extra layer of eroticism to your sexual play with a powerful motor that can be used in bed, baths — you name it! Its IPX7-rated 100% waterproof design essentially means that you can have unmatched and unwavering orgasms wherever your heart desires.
Each vibrational pattern is tailored to accomplish a specific result: patterns 1, 4, and 10 are ideal for clitoral orgasms, while the others are amazing choices for sensual play (whether solo or partnered). We loved using VIBE Bullet Vibrator on its own, stashing it away in anything from a bedside table drawer to a pocket in our purse. Another fun use is slipping it into the inner pocket of a pegging strap-on harness for an extra boost of orgasmic pleasure.
Health benefits of these powerful orgasms include a boost to lymphatic circulation, helping to filter out toxins in your bloodstream. It can also improve your blood flow, increase serotonin and dopamine (the happiness hormones), and even release chemicals like encephalin to relieve pain and relax your muscles to help you sleep better.
When you give the gift of a VIBE Bullet Vibrator to someone you love, not only are you expressing your care for them, but you're also helping them show love to themself in the most sensual way imaginable.
Charlotte. Photo courtesy of Esmerelda ESO ES.
Esmerelda ESO ES’ Charlotte
Retails at about $87 USD ($110 CAD)
One tool, so many uses. Clearly, Esmerelda ESO ES' Charlotte is a toy every elf would approve of. Remember that episode of Sex in the City where Charlotte is holed up in her apartment, avoiding the outside world, because all she wanted to do was spend time with her vibrator? Yup, that's where this toy got its name — and you'll be in Charlotte's shoes when you get your hands on this, yourself.
This USB-rechargeable mini beauty is made of waterproof silicone and has a long-lasting battery that won't die on you. The round-headed vibe can be inserted vaginally or anally for intense penetrative pleasure, replacing a penis or butt plug during coupled or solo play. Two additional erotic heads — one shaped like bunny ears and the other with three rounded bumps or 'dots' — can be used to explore all the nooks and crevices of your body.
We loved using Charlotte’s rabbit ears on the clitoris and nipples, and the dots for the precise discovery of the erogenous zones across the entire body. Depending on where you're using it (and on your unique body), playing with the five different vibration modes can bring a whole other layer to your sensations: microseismic, strong earthquake, the waves, freedom, or jumping!
You can save 15% on your entire order from Esmerelda ESO ES when you use the code BOT15 at checkout!
Esmerelda ESO ES’ Kii
Retails at about $63 USD ($80 CAD)
Kii. Photo courtesy of Esmerelda ESO ES.
Unlock the 'Kii' to complete erotic pleasure this holiday season.
While insertable vibes are fine and dandy, Kii focuses its attention and power solely on the clitoris, which can offer more intense, toe-curling orgasms. Yes, Kii is totally waterproof, meaning that you can bring it into the shower, bath, pool, hot tub — you name it — without you ever having to worry about it getting ruined. Oh, and did we mention that this soft body-safe silicone is completely odourless? No more worrying about strong, nerve-wracking chemical smells coming off of your toys. Nothing like stinky aromas to ruin your ability to get into the mood.
To use your Kii, simply turn it on by holding the power button for two seconds, choose your sucking strength and function (there are ten to choose from!), and position it wherever you see fit. While the clitoris is the most common use for Kii, it can also be used on the nipples on all bodies and on the perineum, shaft, and frenulum of penis owners! We tried it, we can vouch for all of the above (wink, wink). The bottom line is that Kii is for everyone, and there's no room for disappointment.
You can save 15% on your entire order from Esmerelda ESO ES when you use the code BOT15 at checkout!
Pulse Solo Interactive. Photo courtesy of Hot Octopuss.
Hot Octopuss’ Pulse Solo Interactive
Retails at $178.95 USD (about $227 CAD)
Psst... word around Santa's workshop is that there's a hot new toy on the market, made especially for penis owners!
With 4,450rpm of power, Hot Octopuss' Pulse Solo Interactive is the best toy for compact penis pleasure, whether you're into stroking or leaving your toy static and hands-free. With the amazing PulsePlate Technology™ that the company is famous for, this interactive version of their award-winning toy takes things a step beyond the ordinary. All you have to do is connect it to any of 4,000 interactive online videos (in 2D or VR) on a range of online platforms. Every movement you see before your eyes will be mimicked through Pulse Solo Interactive's oscillations on your shaft. All it takes to launch yourself into intense orgasmic pleasure is a quick download of the FeelConnect app from the App Store or Google Play Store!
Did you know that Hot Octopuss also offers the Pulse Solo Interactive: Gay Couples Pack? This allows for synchronized duel sessions together! Whether you're racing to see who can cum first or are using it as an opportunity to watch your all-time favourite ethical pornography video together, the Gay Couples Pack is just what you've been looking for
Flip. Photo courtesy of ROMP.
ROMP’s Flip
Retails at about $43 USD ($54.99 CAD)
Here's a magic wand to put a little flair on the holiday season. While it's not the wand of fairy godmothers, it's still sure to make all of your wishes come true.
ROMP’s Flip has a flexible head and a strong motor that generates strong vibrations. Despite its strength, the wand is surprisingly light, as well as quiet and discreet for folx looking to enjoy more private playtime. Now, you can take control of your pleasure and treat yourself to a soothing, sensual full-body massage. You'll feel the vibrations deeply with four levels and six speeds designed for incredible, erotic enjoyment. Think of it as finding the rhythm that moves you from within. Flip is extremely quiet and made of velvety, body-safe silicone from tip to base, without ever compromising the fact that it's entirely waterproof (with IPX7 protection).
While Flip is designed with vulva owners in mind, you can also use the rounded tip to bring penis-owners to orgasm. Place it on various erogenous zones of their bodies, including the frenulum, perineum, and even the nipples. Let go of all the stresses from your endless holiday shopping and turn your focus to pleasure with a 60-minutes of playtime and a quick USB-rechargeable battery.
Chorus. Photo courtesy of We-Vibe.
We-Vibe’s Chorus
Retails at $199 USD ($229 CAD)
The only thing better than a gift wrapped up under the tree is your partner wrapped up in your arms.
With We-Vibe's orgasmic Chorus couples vibrator, this remote-controlled toy's intuitive and intelligent design allows couples to experience a shared, intense orgasm. Chorus is worn during sex, with the vulva-owning partner inserting it into their vagina with the other end curving up the front of their body and resting against the clitoris. The penis-owning partner will then enjoy the same vibrations when they insert their shaft into the vagina. It's also completely adjustable to fit every uniquely shaped body, meaning you'll have your (ten settings of) vibrations exactly where you want to feel them.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, you can bet that Chorus is entirely waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and compatible with all water-based lubricants.
Looking for more vibrational settings? Connect your Chorus to the free We-Connect app, and you can! Because it's powered by AnkorLink technology, this also means that you can stably connect the app between the Squeeze remote control, the app, and the toy itself. For those days when your partner isn't right there with you, they can also control the toy remotely. That puts a whole new spin on "hands-free pleasure," doesn't it?
Womanizer's Premium 2
Retails at $199 USD ($219 CAD)
Premium 2. Photo courtesy of Womanizer.
Be prepared to have your mind absolutely blown. The Premium 2 can be best described as a team of angels lifting you through the hazy realm of reality, through the clouds, and straight into a heavenly orgasm.
We loved the fact that it had so many levels of suction — 14 intensity levels, to be exact — and that switching things over to autopilot mode allowed us to experience fluctuating intensities and pulsations. With four hours of play on a full charge, you will have wave after wave of toe-curling, eye-widening (or eye-clenching), breath-quickening orgasms. Not to mention that nothing can stop you from taking a long, soothing bath, a refreshing shower, or even playing at a pool party, because Premium 2 is completely waterproof. If you need a more customized fit, two interchangeable silicone heads, one small and one medium, make it feel even better for your body.
Another fun little fact: Thanks to Premium 2's 'standby mode,' you can enjoy Smart Silence Technology. This allows you to give in to your desires. When the toy comes into contact with your skin, it gets to work. The Premium 2 then goes into standby mode when you aren't using it, which makes the toy quieter to operate and keeps you focused on the present. It puts itself to sleep, but is always ready to jump into action when you are.
Whether as a gift for yourself or that special someone on your shopping list, we know that you’ll love every single one of these toys as much as we do. Plus, when venturing to experiment with your partner in the new year, you may also want to check out our post on “The Best Sex Toys for Couples.”
Please remember to always properly clean and care for your sex toys, in order to make them last and to continue to be body-safe. When it comes to toys that will be inserted into the anus, be sure to completely wash and sanitize prior to inserting into other orifices, such as the vagina or mouth.
Which of these products will you be wrapping with a bow this holiday season? Do you have any additional recommendations on toys that are perfect for the winter season of giving? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.
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